Dear MOO,
We love you! You bring us great pleasure in sharing our teeny weeny photo cards with others. You make use glow with pride when they remark on our cleverness.
Much to our chagrin, other recipients can’t read the itsy-bitsy writing on the backs of our totally terrific MOO mini cards. They hold the card close, then far, then say, “That’s nice.” We know they are bluffing.
Please say that you’ll make a bigger format so we can hand out our photo cards to those folks so that they don’t have to squint anymore!
Please, oh please, let the Secret Stuff be business card-sized MOO goodness!
Sending you best wishes for lots of greener pastures,
—Your happy customers
Dear Lance,
we love you too. Stop looking at that page – it’s secret and we told you not to tell! Thanks for your comments, we will bare them in mind as we finish our plan for world-domination.
Best wishes,
All at MOO.